Gchat. DvF. #BabyBreak


{image courtesy GAP via iVillage}

Sister: omg diane von furstenberg has made miniature wrap dresses for baby gap
me: YES
they are fucking adorable
Sister: so cute!
me: i know! WANT
Sister: ha
me: for you, for my future unborn fetus!
Sister: unborn!
me: for a stranger on the street’s child!
Sister: possibly male but who cares!
boys can wear dresses
me: he’ll wear it and he’ll LIKE IT.
Sister: he WILL.

And when I said “for you,” I meant for my sister’s child, Samantha (Sam, Sammy). Who looks like this:



Somebody get this child into some tiny tiny DvF immediately.


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